Willam - Ride for AIDS lyrics

[Verse 1: Willam and Alaska] I'm a modern privileged gay You spend most evenings on your back Disposable income everyday I think it's time that we both give back Turn off Doctor Oz Ride a bike for a good cause Raise some dough for our friends who are poz Training, sweating, that sh** hurts Feel the wind blowing in your hair Trading in our mini-skirts For some fashionable active wear I still don't see the appeal Plus I can't ride a bike in heels But just think how good you'll feel I can make my rump hurt better for a weekend [Chorus: Willam and Alaska] Get your a** to San Francisco Then ride down to LA Safety first, so wear a helmet b**h I said “No way!” How ‘bout I ride a flat-bed? I'll look cute and pay for gas 'Cause you know I love a road trip But Clif Bar tastes like DELICIOUS You're a shady f**ing drag queen Probably going straight to hell But then you do a little AIDS ride And the PR goes well I'll look like a real good person With generous charity ways Oh, I'll make a stank face baby But I'll ride for AIDS [Spoken: Alaska] Are you a Starbucks lover, Willam? (I don't know what that means) Oh... [Verse 2: Willam and Alaska] Is there WiFi on this thing? Girl, I will beat you with your selfie stick! Young man, s**ual body wear Plus the Lycra shows off his... Oh my gosh! The view is right I will bike all through the night Pitch a tent it feels so nice (Nuh huh... nuh huh) So each mile that I go Makes the donations pile on up Plus we get free Gatorade Can I get some backup in my… Shut your mouth! You'll swallow a bug It's a nice break from drag and d** Plus I get to shake these big jugs (I knew we should've asked that Aussie whatshername to come, huh?) [Chorus: Willam and Alaska] You're a shady f**ing drag queen Probably going straight to hell (b**h) But then you do a little AIDS ride And the PR goes well I'll look like a real good person With generous charity ways I'll make a stank face baby But I'll ride for AIDS So please follow up and donate TofightHIV.org Give a little and you'll get back It'll be a smorgasbord Give some cash if you ain't got time Good karma gets you laid And we'll make a stank face baby But we'll ride for AIDS [Bridge: Willam and Alaska] Please don't sue us Taylor Swift We're do-gooders Gave you credit right down there in the footer Please don't sue us Taylor Swift We're do-gooders Go and donate to the site in the footer [Chorus: Willam and Alaska] You're a shady f**ing drag queen Probably going straight to hell (HIV!) But then you do a little AIDS ride (Stops with me!) And the PR goes well (Get your a** on the bike!) You're like a real good person (Ride a unicycle if you want to!) With generous charity ways I'll make a stank face baby (Or you can rollerblade if you're super fruity gay!) But I ride for AIDS [Outro: Willam and Alaska] So please follow up and donate (Donate!) TofightHIV.org (dot org!) Give a little and you'll get back It'll be a smorgasbord Give some cash if you ain't got time Good karma gets you laid And we'll make a stank face baby But we'll ride for AIDS