Will Sturgeon - Bahamas lyrics

I met a girl in the bahamas Couldn't catch her name through her accent So I just called her Lacey Cuz she sold my friend some janky-a** shoes She wore dark sungla**es And a jogger's stopwatch on her left wrist I told her i'm in a pop band And she don't give a sh** I guess i'm singing alone I followed her back to a starbucks I can't believe it's in a place like this Did my wizard impression It got a laugh so i sang her a surefire hit "that's me in the corner That's me in the spotlight Losing my religion" She left me singing alone And what happened I thought that all bands were dope But in the bahamas They don't I guess i'm singing alone I stormed my way back through the shipyard Picked up some pot from a ten year-old kid Didn't get to smoke my friends out though Cuz a sea cop caught me with it Now i'm stuck in a jail cell Tryna tell them i'm famous I'm the ba**ist of the miracals They think i'm daniel radcliff And what happened I thought that all bands were dope But in the bahamas They don't I guess i'm singing alone