Will Smith - Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble (1988 Extended Remix) lyrics

[Intro: Fresh Prince] Listen homeboys don't mean to burst your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [Verse One] Just last week when I was walking down the street I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet I walked up to her I said hello She said: "You're kind of cute" I said: "Yes, I know, but... By the way, sweetheart, what's your name?" She said: "My friends like to call me exotic Elaine" I said: "My name is the Prince" and she said: "Why?" I said: "Well, I don't know, I'm just a hell of a guy! But enough about me, yo, let's talk about you And all the wonderful things that you and I can do" I popped some trash and in a little bit of time I showed some cash and the girl was mine I took her over town I wined her and dined her She ask me 'did I like her?' I said: "Well... kinda" All of a sudden she jumped out her seat Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging So I shoved her away I said: "You better stop buggin'!" She got mad looked me dead in my face Threw her hands in the air and yelled out: "Rape!" I got scared when she started to yell So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell I was duckin through alleys right and left But when the cops caught up they almost beat me to d**h I was arrested charged with aggravated a**ault (Yo Clancy we got him) but it wasn't my fault! [Hook: Fresh Prince] Nevertheless don't mean to burst your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [Verse Two] I was in a bar one Friday night Cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight I was maxin and relaxin sippin on tequila When this girl walked up she said: "Hi, my name is Sheila" I responded by saying hello She paid for my drink and then said: "Let's go" 20 minutes later things were starting to cook As we pulled up into her house I said: "I'm with you, toots" The music was soft and there was wine in the gla**es She started winking and making little pa**es At me she pat me close that's when she got bold She started feeling up my back I said: "Oh, your hands are cold!" We went to her bedroom thinking of one thing Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets I felt that it was time for me to make my move I thought I better hurry up before I busted the groove I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue A door slammed and a voice said: "Baby, where are you?" Her boyfriend busted in, he grinned an evil grin And said: "Boy, I'mma tear your bu*t limb from limb!" I was scared as hell, where was I supposed to go? I just yelled: "Geronimo!" and jumped out the window Just my luck we were in a snow storm And all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm And to top the night off I had to break in my place Because my keys were in my pants back on Sheila's book case I was done, sneezing and coughing... I hope this doesn't happen too often, but [Hook: The Fresh Prince] Nevertheless don't mean to burst your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme and get the hell away [Jazzy] Yo man you think they see your point? [Prince] I don't know, I don't think they really do... [Jazzy] I think you should give 'em another example [Prince] Awright, give me a scratch let's make it funky right here [Verse Three] I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year It was my girlfriend Betty I said: "Hello dear! I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run-D.M.C. concert" (I'm wit it) "It's six o'clock now, at eight will you be ready?" (Yeah) "Aight, fine, see you then, Betty" I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth Got funky fresh dressed in my Le Coq Sportif Got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet Until Betty's mom said: "Betty's not ready yet" I sat there for at least an hour It was ten after nine before she got in the shower 9:35 she comes downstairs And said: "I need a little longer to finish my hair" At ten o'clock we had then missed the show She comes downstairs and says 'let's go'!? "Go where? Go to sleep, I'm gone!" I was steamin like a demon as I drove home [Outro: Fresh Prince] But it just goes to show not trying to burst your bubble But girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble So next time a girl gives you the play Just remember my rhyme Just remember my rhymes Take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away [Outro] [Jazzy] Man, first your parents just don't understand... [Jazzy] Then you have these crazy nightmares... [Prince] I know, why me, man? Why me?... [Jazzy] What's next? [Prince] Not these girls man, but... you know how it is... can't live wit 'em... [Prince & Jazzy] ...can't live without 'em