Will Ferrell - The minecraft rap! lyrics

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Will Ferrell - The minecraft rap! lyrics

im in minecraft cuz minecraft rocks im in minecraft mining cobbleston rocks came out the whom wearing minecraft socks creepers on em matching with my minecraft crocs i love minecraft im stacking up blocks im smarter and cooler than all these jocks i heard call of duty is the talk, stop dumb a** jerk i dont play black ops i just k**ed your b**h with some muf**in cloroform i just found some diamonds in the epic beast ore form im all about wheat ion f** with corn im on guegle searchin minecraft p**n im in my room with my finger in my bu*t creepers f**ing shieet im about to blast a nut im a beast on the minecraft servers try to f** with me and ill get you murdered i treat you like i treat sheep in this game ill sheer your wool and give you a name ill put you in a fence and make you tame add me on it beast_boss is my name load up a world, chop on a tree bust wood with my fist it's as easy can be first i make a table, then i craft a pick mining iron ore that's as hard as my dick ay, i'm playin minectaft harder than i played your b**h did you know how creepers was born from a glitch?! true sh**, i read it on the tips and tricks breaking news, there's gonna be a minectaft flick! what?! every creeper i see, run into my hut close the f**in door, bad feelin in my gut run into the mine, countin down the time till it's mornin cuz it ain't safe at night shout out to the cows, shout out to the sheep, f** them pink b**hes i'm a pig k**in g gold armor i'm a p i m p b**h you can't see me shout out to john cena for teachin me to rap realest sh** you've heard, heart made of diamond unbreakable Dirty creeper Tryna blow up my gold house And if you a Greifer get the mother fu*kING hell out! Minecon squad glowing up and getting bigger Diamond spade blazing cos I'm a crazy digger Keep a villager as a motherf**ing Slave Didn't know Chris Lamar was in this f**ing game Spark a torch then I light up a whole cave I will die for this sh*t cause cos this sh** my favourite game Play me pvp boy and get f**ing raped Hang w jarret foster now we staying up late Mountain Dew in my hand diamond dick in my a** Fun forever endless cos I'm playing mine craft Now I'm mining and trying to find all of these diamonds and whining tho it's exciting and I'm behind something it's shining getting a bo*er as I'm writing a sighting I'm close Now I'm hitting them folks and throwing my clothes because as the true player knows When you're near a sea of lava The code in java produces ore better than gold I got hard dick for what the future BE holds Now the feeling is beaming you'd think that I'm thieving not believing conceiving a child who's heart is beating this is what I've been dreaming I'm creaming I'm skeeting my ba**sack is heating my pants filled with semen But I think I'm catching a cold A tear runs down my nose Watching as the last breathes leaves away from my throat I look at the moat I was shot into a pit of lava by a n***a wearing bones Now I wake in my home I read the words Epic beast diamond pvp server And delete the world