Will and The Mix - Bars to Any Man by Eminem lyrics

[Verse 1] Will and the Mix, original bad boy k**ing these pricks during mad ploy To grab toys from a lesbian And slap dil*os round the faces a rappers acting thespian I know it's far fetched to leave my ex with a scarred neck And her arse stretched after inserting a large desk My card's next, after being vexed by allah For shooting up the curry section and the next isle after In a super market, I get Snooki's arse whipped f** reality TV, I smash the screen with a hard kick Clipped a peg on my co*k, slit ma knee And smashed my head on a rock for 50p [Chorus] Coz any kid, that'll pull his dick out on vid And do mad sh**, all for a penny or quid, is f**ing crazy You hear me? I'm f**ing crazy [Verse 2] Surely I'm f**ing crazy Not even the holy book can save me Even the cops take a look and evade me Thought it was weed to blaze and I puff on bay leaf I'm shook and I'm lazy, sanity escapee wa*ked with numb hand, thought it was a man here to rape me Got paranoid and sh** myself up Picked up a bu*ter knife and give myself cuts Coz I'm f**ing crazy You hear me? I'm f**ing crazy