Whysir - Do U Think lyrics

[Intro/Hook] Hello, I love you (what do you think you're doing) My cat can eat a whole Watermelon (Just what do you think you're doing) I love your Shoes (What do you think you're doing) My cat can eat a whole Watermelon (Just what do you think you're doing) [Verse 1] Watched an obese man wash his hands With so much vigor You'd think his plan Was droppin' weight By mashing his heavy wet hands together Or maybe this bulbous dude Just thinks that germs'll be the d**h of him Slip in his blood they'll squirm and swim And that's f**ing Disgusting to him Hands dry; waddles out side Slumps down in his truck and Gobbles 2 large fries, 3 burgers, and a diet coke Must have been Super sized I'm not surprised your stressed out and stretched out 40-hour work week digging a hole and you're too deep to dig out [Hook] Hello, I love you (what do you think you're doing) My cat can eat a whole Watermelon (Just what do you think you're doing) I love your Shoes (What do you think you're doing) My cat can eat a whole Watermelon (Just what do you think you're doing) You're a king, I love you (what do you think you're doing) My cat can eat a whole Watermelon (Just what do you think you're doing) I love your Shoes (What do you think you're doing) My cat can eat a whole Watermelon (Just what do you think you're doing) [Verse 2] No shovel buddy, sorry cupping soil getting muddy f**ers flaunt their fun and food and drink and lounge and hold their tummies Doubled over now their laughing at your frustration, f** it! I'd give an arm and a leg to know chicken or egg: You lean in - then and ask want a nugget? So walk in the club; coat check, Czech Republic, Slovakia You probably shouldn't drive tonight You've had too many vodka Redbulls and your head goes Back and forth as you down em The divorce rate has led all these horses to water And it looks like we're trying to drown them Beat is bumping slumping over standing up against a wall Seems the dry humping drink in hand has bled into the hall People round you grooving sweating smoothness no concern at all Alcohol culls out the carnal so half these a**es will give it their all Some augment their bodies so they can cover up NAUGHTY- Bits with more legit tidbits of flare and go out and party Hardy har they cultivate a field of physicality Then complain for days about people who praise their 'T's and their 'A's Not their personality [Hook 1x] [Verse 3] We hex and vex the opposite s** For sending mixed signals It's hard of face rejection from something That looks so good when it wiggles Low caliber men want ala carte tail No heart can't really lie They want the nasty, the gritty, the giggidy giggidy But don't wanna end up a family guy So step into play; something clever to say You saw Last night online Wine stain on her teeth ten cents on her breathe Yep: she's no dime It's fine with you You're looking to screw and you've got a drink And she's drinking one two And now the best part of the evening we're to No not the s**: her rejecting you [Hook 1x]