Wheeler Walker Jr. - Eatin' p**y / Kickin' Ass lyrics

[Verse 1] Friday night I just got off work My boss, man, he's such a jerk So after work I went to his house Ate his wife's p**y and kicked his a** [Chorus 1] Eatin' p**y and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y and kickin' a** [Post-Chorus] That's what I do That p**y taste good [Verse 2] Monday morning I got laid off So I celebrated with some alcohol Standing in the unemployment line I see this young girl's bush and said, "it's breakfast time" Security Guard said, "you can't do that here" So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer Girl at the counter said, "do you want a job?" And I said, "okay" and then I ate her p**y [Chorus 1] Eatin' p**y and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y and kickin' a** [Post-Chorus] That's what I do [Bridge] p**y in the mornin', sugar p**y in the night, yeah I eat a lot of p**y And then I get into a fight [Verse 3] Thursday night I was feeling pretty great I was walking past the honkeytonk on broadway I see this young girl, she's smilin' at me So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee Took off her skirt, I knew that somethin' was wrong Where there's supposed to be a p**y this girl had a dong I was bored and since I'd paid anyway I s**ed his dick and then I kicked his a** [Chorus 2] s**in' dick and kickin' a** s**in' dick and kickin' a** s**in' dick and kickin' a** s**in' dick and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y, s**in' dick and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y, s**in' dick and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y, s**in' dick and kickin' a** Eatin' p**y, s**in' dick and kickin' a** [Outro] (I don't want my name on this) God dammit f**in' play motherf**er Where'd everybody go? God dammit