[Verse 1] Well it's been two weeks now since we split apart And I'm crying every time I hear your name So I guess you're really gone, and I best be moving on And I gotta get myself back in the game [Chorus 1] While Rita's blowing me I miss you desperately I'm screwing Mary-Lou All I do is think about you While I'm s**ing on Tanya's tits Still not sure why we called it quits Though I just can't seem to f** you off of my mind No I just can't seem to f** you off of my mind [Verse 2] Well I'm trying to forget you're not around Everywhere I go I hear your name I've been throwing my co*k around f**ing every girl in town Now my dick's torn up but the heart's torn in pain [Chorus 2] While Kathy licks my balls I'm waiting for your call I'm porking Caroline But I'm wishing that you were mine Stacy's rubbin' up and down my dong Still not sure where you and I went wrong Though I just can't seem to f** you off of my mind No I just can't seem to f** you off of my mind [Verse 3] Well It's been three weeks now since we split apart And the way I feel about you's still the same I just can't believe you're gone Keep on trying moving on And I gotta get myself back in the game [Chorus 3] While Becca gives me head I think of you instead I'm eating out Eleanor Waiting for you to walk through my door Suzy's sliding up and down my dick Miss you so much that it makes me sick Though I just can't seem to f** you off of my mind No I just can't seem to f** you off of my mind No I just can't seem to f** you off of my mind