Wheatus - American In Amsterdam lyrics

It's only been an hour but I think I feel the power. Tell me where do you guys wanna go to? Well I could go for that but I need to buy a hat, I think I saw some for sale on the small streets. [Chorus:] Can I play the game without a plan? I think Pete has the map but tell me what's the difference? Do not know exactly where I am. I'm an American in Amsterdam. Phil the mushroom jesus, He is standing in between us preaching words that he doesn't believe. I think that he is cracking, Cuz he keeps calling me captain & he's barking and growling at strangers. Later on tonight he's gonna turn back into Elvis, When they kick his a** out of the s** show. [Chorus:] We play in a band that has no fans. I think Pete lost the map, I don't know where we're going. I'm trying to remember who I am. I'm an American in Amsterdam. Mike prefers a quiet conversation in the pub, But the English are pissed drunk & raging. "Hey Bono?" they said when they threw peanuts at my head and said "Hey prick can we try on your gla**es?" Now I am just a dork, ut listen I come from New York so I said: "Hey, what are you guys Irish?" [Chorus:] Came to play the game without a plan. Pete puked on the map but tell me what's the difference? I do not know exactly who I am. I'm an American in Amsterdam.