Wesley Willis - Don't Curse in God's House lyrics

Once upon a time, I was cursing in Morning Star Baptist Church I called the evangelist a stupid crucif** Reverend Richard Price preached about my vulgar language He told the congregation in the sanctuary that I got a nasty filthy mouth Don't curse in God's house Don't curse in God's house Don't curse in God's house Don't curse in God's house At this time, I told the preacher to f** off I told Reverend Richard Price to s** a male camel's dick Suddenly, he ordered one of the deacons to throw me out of church He then escorted me to the door Don't curse in God's house Don't curse in God's house Don't curse in God's house Don't curse in God's house When I went to church that same Sunday, I picked up a beating stick I went up to the pulpit and clocked Reverend Richard Price in the head He fell to the floor Suddenly, the police was chasing me out of church after I called the preacher an a**hole Don't curse in God's house Don't curse in God's house Don't curse in God's house Don't curse in God's house Hardees, we're out to win you over