It's Monday, February 5, 1996 at 11:00 AM Eastern Time Me and my band went to East Orange, New Jersey for a WFMU radio show It was a 40-minute trip At 11:55 AM, me and my band pulled up by the college station I done a poor job I done a poor job I done a poor job I done a poor job At 1:55 PM, my band ran a ground test with a riff Fifteen minutes later, I lapsed in the sound booth I set my rock keyboard up and played two solo songs It was a false start I done a poor job I done a poor job I done a poor job I done a poor job At 2:30 PM, I started rocking hard with my band I didn't sing a perfect set I wasted my band members' time At 3:30 PM, Dale Meiners yelled at me for screwing up the rock set He gave me a war hell ride as we left the radio station I done a poor job I done a poor job I done a poor job I done a poor job Diet Pepsi, uh-huh