Wesley Willis - Texas Tornados lyrics

"Hello, who's this?" "It's your landlord" "Give me my rent money or I will order you evicted from the apartment." This band played at the China Club About 3500 people were at the rock show The jam was excellent The rock and roll was kicking a mule's a** Texas Tornados Texas Tornados Texas Tornados Texas Tornados The band played it on the screen The band got down like a Magikist The crowd roared like a lion The jam was whooping a horse's a** Texas Tornados Texas Tornados Texas Tornados Texas Tornados The show was over at last A lot of people met the band The show was a smash hit It was a f**ing smash record Texas Tornados Texas Tornados Texas Tornados Texas Tornados Rock over London Rock on, Chicago For sports, it's Sport Mart