Wesley Willis - Kris Kringle Was a Car Thief lyrics

Once upon a time Kris Kringle stole a beat up Maverick parked behind my house He used a screwdriver to jimmy the lock After that he jumped into the stolen car and started up the motor He drove away the stolen car in hot pursuit Kris Kringle Kris Kringle Kris Kringle Kris Kringle Kris Kringle was a car thief Kris Kringle sped down West Fulerton Avenue looking for hookers He was firewalling the throttle When the Chicago police officers spotted the stolen Maverick as it soon pa**ed them they turned on their sirens Then they went after the beat up stolen Maverick Kris Kringle Kris Kringle Kris Kringle Kris Kringle Kris Kringle was a car thief The police pulled Kris Kringle over Kris Kringle tried to escape from the police He was arrested for auto theft He was whisked away to jail Kris Kringle Kris Kringle Kris Kringle Kris Kringle Kris Kringle was a car thief Kris Kringle was a car thief Kris Kringle was a car thief Kris Kringle was a car thief Rock over London, rock on Chicago Mitsubishi - the word is getting around