Weird Al Yankovic - Spatula City lyrics

There's just one place to go, for all your spatula needs Spatula City Spatula City A giant warehouse of spatulas, for every occasion Thousands to choose from, in every shape, size, and colour And because we eliminate the middle man We can sell all our spatulas, factory, direct to you Where do you go when you want to buy name brand spatulas At a fraction of retail cost? Spatula City Spatula City And this weekend only, take advantage of our special liquidation sale Buy nine spatulas, get the tenth one for just one penny Don't forget, they make great Christmas presents And what better way to say, "I love you" than, with the gift of a spatula? Spatula City Spatula City Hello, this is Sy Greenblum President of the Spatula City I liked their spatulas, so much, I bought the company Spatula City, seven locations, we're in the yellow pages under spatulas My, where did you get that lovely spatula? Spatula City, we sell spatulas, and that's all