Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute lyrics

[Verse 1] Well I heard that you're leavin' (leavin') Gonna leave me far behind (so far behind) Cause you found a brand new lover You decided that I'm not your kind [Verse 2] So I pulled (I pulled), your name out (name out), of my Rolodex And I tore all your pictures in two And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go Just because it reminds me of you [Refrain 1] That's right (that's right), you ain't gonna see me cryin' I'm glad (I'm glad), that you found somebody new Cause I'd rather, spend eternity, eating shards of broken gla** Than spend, one more minute, with you [Verse 3] I guess I might seem kind of bitter You got me feeling down, in the dumps Cause I'm stranded all alone, in the gas station of love And I have to use the self-service pumps [Refrain 2] Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two Cause I'd rather, get a hundred-thousand paper cuts, on my face Than spend, one more minute, with you [Bridge] I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork Than watch you going out with other men I'd rather slam my fingers in a door Again and again and again and again and again Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin' I'd... [Refrain 3] Rather have my blood s**ed out by leeches Shove an icepick under a toenail or two I'd rather clean, all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station, with my tongue Than spend, one more minute, with you [Refrain 4] Yes, I'd rather jump naked, on a huge pile of thumbtacks Or stick my nostrils, together with crazy glue I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades Than spend, one more minute, with you [Outro] I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die (gasp) Than spend, one more minute, with you