Weird Al Yankovic - Melanie lyrics

Melanie What can the problem be? Sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me? She lived across the street On the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore Building I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap I knew she had to be the girl for me And to think I probably never would have found her If I hadn't bought that telescope Oh, Melanie What can the problem be? Sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me? I just can't understand it Why won't you return my phone calls? Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat? If you'd just say the word I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever Or are you too dumb to realize that? Melanie What can the problem be? Sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me? How can you ignore me when you know That I can't live without you? I have to go through your garbage Just to learn more about you Melanie, ooh Oh, sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me? You weren't impressed when I tattooed Your name across my forehead You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out From the sixteenth story window right above you Now I may be dead but I still love you Melanie What can the problem be? Sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me? Melanie What can the problem be? Sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me? I'm singin' Melanie What can the problem be? Sweet, sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me? I'm singin' Melanie What can the problem be? Sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me? I'm singin' Melanie What can the problem be? Sweet Melanie Why won't you go out with me?