I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes And before long, they were cloning DNA Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day Jura**ic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone shut the fence off in the rain I admit it's kinda eerie But this proves my "Chaos Theory" And I don't think I'll be coming back again Oh noooo! I cannot approve of this attraction Cause getting disembowled always makes me kinda mad A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer Well I suppose that proves they're really not all bad Jura**ic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild Someone let T-rex out of his pen I'm afraid those things will harm me Cause they sure don't act like Barney And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend Oh nooo! **Tortured screams** Jura**ic Park is frightening in the dark All the dinosaurs are running wild What a crummy weekend this has been Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket Think I'll tell them where to stick it Cause I'm never coming back this way, again! Oh nooo!!! whoooaahh nooooo!