Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem lyrics

[Intro] Sometimes I feel, like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel, like I wanna go To the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone, now I'll tell you why [Verse 1] Well, I've got, I've got a woman named Wilma Well, I've got, I've got a baby named Pebbles Well, I've got, I've got a doggy named Dino We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino Well, I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo There's a handshake everybody gotta know How come grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show? [Chorus 1] Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now I get by on all my prehistoric know-how [Verse 2] Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm Little Pebbles is his number one fan He's the strongest toddler in the whole land Tear your arm off, if he's shaking your hand Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now Gonna take my family out to eat now Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now Made from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cow Wanna chill with a saber tooth tiger Wear a loincloth, natural fiber Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper [Chorus 2] Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Don't know what it means, but I say it anyhow {Wilma, I'm home! Start serving dinner And don't spare the spare ribs Oh, no no no! Don't Dino, don't! Now take it easy, boy!} [Verse 3] Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows it's time to quit I realize I'm living in the Stone Age No fax, no cellular phone-age Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-age Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena Barney Rubble, what a little wiener! Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her? Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner [Chorus 3] Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now Yabba dabba dabba do now {Now that's alright Oh, boy!}