Weird Al Yankovic - You're Pitiful lyrics

My Life is brilliant My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform Really ain't impressing me You're suffering from delusions of Adequacy You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful It's true Never had a date That you couldn't inflate And you smell repulsive too What a bummer being you Well you just can't dance And forget romance Everybody you know Still calls you "Fartypants" But you'll always have a job Well, I mean As long as you still can work That Slurpee machine You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful It's true You're half undressed Eating chips off your chest While you're playin' Halo 2 Noone's cla**ier than you La la la la La la la la La la la la Loser You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful It's true Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself You still live with your mom And you're forty two Guess you'll never grow a clue Well, it just s**s to be you