Weird Al Yankovic - My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder lyrics

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really s**y She thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and "Generation X"y She likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare Yeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder Once she was mine, but now I better just forget her 'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder Now, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim I guess it really must s** to be a rock star like him What a pain in the bu*t to have so much success Spending all his time moping and avoiding the press But my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor Like he's some big tortured genious and I'm some kinda wiener Well, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder She's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder Tell me, what can he do that I can't do better Now my baby's in love with I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder Head over heels for that Eddie Vedder I cant believe it, now she's knitting him a sweater 'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder I knew we were headin' for disaster When she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster Now she's got an unrequited adoratioon For the frustrated, agitated, designated alienated Spokesman for the disaffected grunge generation Well, I don't wear Doc MArtens and I don't wear flannel And I don't boycott the music video channel And I just can't compete with all that money and fame But I know two can play at this game Yeah, well, let's just see how jealous she'll get When I start stalking Alanis Morissette Well, mny baby's in love with Eddie Vedder She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder Once she was mine but now I better just forget her 'Cause my baby's in love with I said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder Why'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder If she wants to leave me, I guess I better let her 'Cause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder