Weird Al Yankovic - One Of Those Days lyrics

Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted 'Cause it's one of those days It's just one of those days I lost one of my socks in the drier I can't find my wallet and my hair is on fire Just one of those days It's just one of those days I just wrapped my Cadillac around a tree A big swarm of locusts is following me There's not even anything good on TV It's just one of those day It's just one of those days Left all my Beatles records out in the sun Got a Coke bottle stuck on the end of my tongue It's just one of those days Gonna be one of those days The Nazis tied me up and covered me with ants And I spilled toxic waste on my brand new pants Just one of those days Ever have one of those days The bank called me up and told me, I'm overdrawn Some freaks are burnin' crosses out on my front lawn And I can't believe it, all the Cheetos are gone It's just, just one of those, one of those days Just one of those, one of those days The F.B.I. has got a tap on my phone Those darn Russian spies won't leave me alone Shouldn't have got up this mornin' should've known It's just one of those days It's just one of those days A 747 crashed into my den And there's nothin' But tater-tots for dinner again It's just one of those days Never mind, it's just one of those days Big steamroller just ran over my mom And I cut myself shaving And they're droppin' the bomb It's just one of those days That's all, it's just one of those days Then late at night, just before I go to bed The world blows up and now everybody's dead You just can't deny it, it's just like I said Just, just one of those, one of those days Just one of those, one of those days It's just one of those days (Just one of those, one of those days) It's just one of those days (Just one of those, one of those days) It's just one of those days (Just one of those, one of those days) It's just one of those days (Just one of those, one of those days) It's just one of those days (Just one of those, one of those days) It's just one of those days (Just one of those, one of those days) It's just one of those days