Weird Al Yankovic - Hey, Hey, We're the Monks lyrics

Ave Ave Ave Ave Doo-wop Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum Welcome to our abbey The best in the domain The order of our Father Of perpetual refrain And we're the monks... Hey, hey, we're the monks! Come in if you are weary There's food if you would dine Plus thirty-one varieties Of sacramental wine And we're the monks... Hey, hey, we're the monks! Bum-ba-dum-bum-bum I'm the smart one Ahh, Halleju! I'm the cute one Ahh, Boopsedoo! I'm the shy one Ahh, peekaboo! And I'm the bad boy But not so bad because I'm a monk Bless you, children Doo doo doo da doo Yip yip yip ye doo Doo doo doo da doo Yip yip We'll fetch the holy water And holy soap as well Cause holy guacamole That one reeks to holy hell And we're the monks... Hey, hey, we're the monks! Hey, hey, we're the... Finger-boppin' Never-stoppin' Humble-with-a-cherry-toppin' MONKS! ...Jazz hands! (Yeah)