Weird Al Yankovic - Mission Statement lyrics

[Verse 1] We must all efficiently Operationalize our strategies Invest in world-cla** technology And leverage our core competencies In order to holistically administrate Exceptional synergy We'll set a brand trajectory Using management philosophy Advance our market share vis-à-vis Our proven methodology With strong commitment to quality Effectively enhancing corporate synergy Transitioning our company By awareness of functionality Promoting viability Providing our supply chain with diversity (-versity, ooooh) We will distill our identity Through client-centric solutions And synergy (Oooooh oooh oooh) (Ahhhhhh) [Bridge] At the end of the day (At the end of the day) We must monetize our a**ets The fundamentals have changed Can you visualize a value-added experience? That will grow the business infrastructure and Monetize our a**ets Monetize our a**ets Monetize our a**ets [Verse 2] Bringing to the table Our capitalized reputation Proactively overseeing Day-to-day operations Services and deliverables With cross-platform innovation Networking, soon will bring, seamless integration Robust and scalable, bleeding-edge and next-generation Best of breed We'll succeed In achieving globalization [Outro] And gaining traction with our resources in the marketplace It's mission-critical to stay incentivized Our business plan will foster flexible solutions for our customer base If you can't think outside the box You'll be downsized It's a paradigm shift! (Hey, Hey! Look out!) Well, it's a paradigm shift, now! (Here it come, here it come, here it come, here it come, ha!)