Weird Al Yankovic - Syndicated Inc. lyrics

My whole family Loves "Three's Company" See the reruns constantly There on my TV Syndicated Incorporated Well, I know what's on the tube I know just what too see Got my TV Guide with me "MASH" and "All In The Family" "The Munsters" and "Mayberry R.F.D." I will always be busy Watching my TV Oprah Winfrey talks to me Every day at three Then soon it'll be "Wheel" and "Jeopardy" Syndicated Incorporated Syndicated Incorporated Well, I'm in such ecstacy When I'm watchin' TV I'm a b**b tube devotee Think I'm losin' my sanity I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee Forever I will always be Glued to my TV Love "The Partridge Family" And "Dynasty" And "Laverne & Shirley" And "Hard Copy" Syndicated Incorporated Syndicated Incorporated Syndicated Incorporated ("MASH" and "All In The Family") (I know just what too see) Syndicated Incorporated (I'm addicted to Regis & Kathy Lee) (I know what's on the tube) Syndicated Incorporated (Forever I will always be) (I know just what to see) Syndicated Incorporated (Watching my TV) (I know what's on the tube) Syndicated Incorporated (Think I'm losin' my sanity) (I know just what to see) Syndicated Incorporated