Weird Al Yankovic - Season 2 Finale lyrics

[Monk]: Do you, your Highness, take this male model to be your wedded sp- [Isabella (spoken)]: I do [Monk]: Do you, good sir, take your social superior to be your wedded sp- [Galavant (spoken)]: Yes, I do [Monk] For richer, for poorer In sickness and health Through rampaging Vikings And cannibal elves Through hobbits, and bikers And dolphins with lasers And mutants, and lawyers And- [Sid (spoken)]: Oh my God! Just kiss the bride! [Isabella (spoken)]: Not yeasty! [Galavant (spoken)]: Not musty! [Monk] So there's the ever after As promised all along Who better now to wrap it up And seal it with a song? Except the monks Hey, hey, we're the monks! That's right, we're the genre bending, Twitter trending Bringing you the happy ending monks! [Gwynne]: And a new season bursts all over the land [Chef]: With new hope [Gwynne]: Despite the whole feudal system [King & Queen of Valencia]: The true rulers rea**umed their command [Jester]: The old tyrants? Frankly, nobody missed 'em [Gareth]: The winners, they took all And all the losers, they got squat (spoken) Hey friend. I've decided to go and rescue Madalena from herself. Are you up for an adventure? [Sid (spoken)]: Definitely! I was wondering when I was gonna break this armor in! [Sid (singing)]: And those who had redeemed themselves all got a second shot [Sid (spoken)]: I've got a line in the song! They fina- [Isabella]: And two heroes got to hang up their swords [Galavant]: To live life, enjoying simple rewards [Monk] And true evil disappeared Within a cloud of minor chords- [evil laughter] [spoken] Madalena: I'm here to see the DEL. The Dark Evil Lord Dark Lord's Assistant: And he's been waiting for you Madalena: What is this? Does it hold the dark powers of the universe? Dark Lord's Assistant: Oh, sorry, no. I can see why you thought that. No, he just thinks you need to accessorize. He's also a fashion consultant Now come in, and he will begin your training to make you the most powerful force in the seven realms Madalena: Nothing will stop me now [singing and music continues] [Monk] And now we're almost done Our tale completely spun As buffed and polished as a royal j**el There's not much left to tell And hey, that's just as well Unless we get one more surprise renewal Now We'll probably have to go and get work On some cheap-a** cable network But The door is not quite shut! So if we make the cut Here's what you'll see on Galavant