Weird Al Yankovic - If That Isn't Love lyrics

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Weird Al Yankovic - If That Isn't Love lyrics

[Intro] Ooh yeah Oh [Intro] I'm your shelter from the storm You'll know I'll always have your back I'll even let you warm your freezing hands inside my bu*t crack I never get out my leaf blower when Oprah is on And when you're telling me about your feelings I try not to yawn And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder [Chorus] And if that isn't love If that isn't love If that isn't love I don't know what love is Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na I guess I don't know Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Ahhh listen now [Verse 1] There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator I coulda finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for Later And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame And I'll make sure to call you baby everytime I forget your name I'll even tell you girl when you start looking fat 'Cuz all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that [Chorus] And if that isn't love If that isn't love If that isn't love I don't know what love is Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na well then I don't know Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na Oh no [Bridge] Even though you make me sit through Mamma Mia! Well I still adore you I'll kiss you even if you have omelettes for breakfast And I can't stand omelettes After I take a bath If it's still warm I'll leave the water in there for you I'll give you my word You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd Everytime I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging If you get drunk and pa** out I'll never sharpie up your face And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place [Hook] I totally support every idiotic thing you do And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you [Outro] And if that isn't love If that isn't love If that isn't love I don't know what love is Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na no I don't know what love is Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na well I don't know what love is I don't know what love is