Weird Al Yankovic - Belvedere Cruising lyrics

Now, you won't find me braggin' 'Bout my big green station wagon Or tellin' 'bout the traffic laws I'm breakin' Everybody knows that I wouldn't dare Match my wits with a red Corvair And just the thought of a Pinto leaves me shakin' Now, I don't think that I could hack Drivin' a big white Cadillac With ripped up upholstery and unnecessary frills No, I don't think that I could bear Drivin' somethin' other than a Belvedere In a Belvedere I can really get my thrills Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight Just watch me pa** that Porsche on the right I can take you anywhere In my 1964 Belvedere Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight I don't think that I could cruise In one of those small VW's Or zip along the highway in a cla**y pickup truck There's somethin' 'bout a Comet That makes me wanna vomit And those Datsuns just ain't worth a Fudgesicle, no Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight You got nothin' to lose but your life It can take away your blues All you've gotta do is cruise In my big black Plymouth Belvedere tonight With red upholstery Goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight, yes indeed Woo, goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight Yeah, goin' Belvedere cruisin' tonight