Weird Al Yankovic - Bad Hombres, Nasty Women lyrics

[Intro: Weird Al, Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton] Good evening Well, first of all, it's great to be with you and thank you everybody This is it, your last chance to make an impression So... let's make it count Okay We know we've got lots of work to do Let's do this in Bb minor [Verse 1] Such a nasty woman He choked Wrong He choked Wrong He goes around with crocodile tears Wrong, such a nasty woman [Verse 2] We have so many adversaries overseas Can we all agree to be frenemies? I would work with our allies in the middle east That's the only way we're going to keep the peace Okay Mosul Mosul Mosul so sad so sad It's a catastrophe so bad so bad Can everyone achieve the American Dream? Or should they sign up for my Ponzi scheme? We are gonna go where the money is Alright We are gonna help small businesses Our jobs are being s**ed out of our economy Right now our country is dying dying big league big league [Chorus] Why should you run the show? We've gotta do more Tell us cause we need to know We need to get all of the drug lords Two more weeks until we vote You'll get shot walking to the store Who should really run the show Donald got into a twitter war [Verse 2] For the supreme court who would you choose? Please don't say me I'm a busy dude The supreme court it's what it's all about But the Second Amendment is under such such trauma I understand and respect gun ownership I hope the Senate confirms the nominee of President Obama To stop a cold war what should we be doing? Would you go thumb wrestle Vladimir Putin? I don't know Putin. This is not my best friend Outsmarted Hillary and she's playing chicken Look at the start up they signed You are willing to spout the Putin line Cyber attacks from the Kremlin Designed to influence our election Putin has a very clear favorite in this race He'd rather have a puppet as President of the United States [Chorus] Why should you run the show? We have horrible deals Tell us ‘cause we need to know Donald bought Chinese steel Two more weeks until we vote I should win easily Who should really run the show, the show He's talking down our democracy [Verse 3] It's so dishonest I say it's rigged She should never have been allowed to run based on what she did I see Our democracy works we've had free and fair elections Donald thinks things are rigged every time things are not going in his direction We have some bad bad hombres here And we're gonna get ‘em out It's what it's all about Bad hombres [Chorus] Why should you run the show? I want to raise the minimum wage Tell us ‘cause we need to know Our country is so outplayed Two more weeks until we vote We invest from the ground up Who should really run the show, the show Our jobs are being s** s**ed [Outro] Wow, that was great guys Fantastic melodies Thanks for doin' a great job I'm very proud of that Is it windy in here or is it just me? Just me? This is, this is my wind? Just for me? Cool [Video Outro: Schmoyoho] Schmoyoho, accent on the yo Debates are better as musicals Check out Weird Al And here all the debate songs And a bunch of bonus stuff on our new Patreon Whoever sings best gets four years to run the show Balance budgets (the show) Shave people's heads (the show) Fight wars (the show) Chill with celebs (the show) Kiss children