Wehrmacht - Crazy Ways People Die lyrics

Walking through the woods, a bear it munches you. Put your head in a vice, go drilling for the goo. Fall one hundred thousand fest, go splat in the middle of town. Your head lops off from a chain- saw and falls down to the ground. [Chorus:] From behind, a blade slides in, and opens up your veins. Under your car, the pump gives way and squashes all your brains. A great white shark rips you limb from limb, a jigsaw cuts the flesh, it tears around the rim. "An execution", hear the cry, shock! It pops your eyes. A rope wrapped firmly a- round your neck, it ends all your lives. Now they stuff M-80's down your f**ing throat, when they go, you will blow, and then start to bloat. [Chorus: Solo's: M.Z., J.D., repeat] Pour some gas on your head, then light a match. Stuff your friend in the oven, then lock the latch. Creme your face on the ground, falling off your bike. Fall from a cliff Bub, while taking a nature hike.