Weezer - Driving, Stripping, Swinging lyrics

[Pat Wilson] I call this session to order with the drums of freedom! [Brian Bell] I second your motion with the guitar of liberty! [Scott Shriner] Not to be outdone, I administer the ba**line of justice! [Rivers Cuomo] I am pointing to the emu of elf excretion [Brian Bell] Will the gentleman rise to sing a plaintive melody? [Charles Rangel] Don't leave me swinging in the wind until November I am here! I am not going away! Hey, if I was you, I may want me to go away, too You know, what the hell, do what you have to do But don't leave me swinging in the wind Until November (2x) Don't leave me swinging in the wind The wind Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away I violated the rules and I'm apologizing For God's sake, I'm 80 years old And all I'm saying is, heck Have the ethics committee expedite this This is an emergency Democrats, hey! And Republicans, hey! As much as I love you, I am not going away [Congressional Choir] He's still a contender He will not surrender Don't you leave him swinging in the wind until November [Rivers Cuomo] Don't leave me swinging in the wind Until November (2x) Don't leave me swinging in the wind [Charles Rangel] Do what you have to do But don't leave me swinging in the wind Until November (2x) Don't leave me swinging in the wind The wind [Congressional Choir] Dance Break! [Anthony Weiner] The gentleman will sit! [Congressional Choir] Yes! [Anthony Weiner] Instead of standing up! [Congressional Choir] No! [Anthony Weiner] The gentleman will sit! [Congressional Choir] Let's go! [Anthony Weiner] The gentleman is correct in sitting! [Congressional Choir] Hold that seat! [Anthony Weiner] The gentleman will observe regular order and sit down! [Congressional Choir] Left! Right! [Anthony Weiner] Down! [Congressional Choir] Up! [Anthony Weiner] Down! [Congressional Choir] And spin around! [] There's a lot of pain and anguish From people worried about this Islamic Center What about these strip joints? Strip joints? (2x) Are these people who are holier than thou Condemning the strip joints nearby? Alright, fair enough (yeah!) Fair enough [Ethan Gregory] Let's take a closer look at the strippers To see if they got something to hide Oh yeah! Painting Islam with a broad brush Makes our problems worse, worse, worse Makes them worse (oh yeah!) And I don't like it Nobody should like it, like it Painting strip joints with a broad brush Makes our problems worse (worse) Worse (worse), worse (much worse!) It was done to the Jews before That's why we have perpetual war [Ethan Gregory] Blood and gore Prepetual war [Ethan Gregory] Forevermore Prepetual war [Ethan Gregory] Persecutin' Islamic strippers I don't like it [Ethan Gregory] Puttin' a ban on Halal liquor Nobody should like it [Ethan Gregory] Burnin' Qurans to get people pissed I don't like it [Ethan Gregory] Puttin' Tinky Winky on the no-fly list Nobody should like it [Barack Obama] Republicans drove our economy into a ditch We got in there and we pushed and we shoved And these guys were standin' sippin' on a slurpee And they got the nerve to ask for the keys back I don't wanna give em the keys back They don't know how to drive Don't know how to drive When you wanna go forward in your car, what do you do? You put it in 'D', they're gonna pop it in reverse I don't wanna give em the keys back They don't know how to drive [Gregory Brothers] Our metaphorical car got no brakes and no gear shift We'll go metaphorically far while we're [Barack Obama & Gregory Brothers] Standin' in the ditch b**h! [Outro] Autotune the News (Autotune the News) (2x) Everything sounds better autotuned