Ween - Mister Would You Please Help My Pony (ii) lyrics

[studio version appears on "chocolate & cheese"] Alright, this is a song - what the f** was that? - This is from "chocolate & cheese", this is a - this is a song That we wrote uh - I don't know, probably when we wrote the rest of the songs From "chocolate & cheese" It's about a little boy and his pony Yeah! Sick little pony, coughing up snot And uh- can't seem to diagnose the diagnosis Ha, ha, ha! It's called "mister, would you please help my pony?" Thank you! by ween. Two three four! Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there behind the tree He's down in the dirt, would ya help him? I think it's his lung Mister would you please help my pony? He's over there lookin' at me He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him? I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's down and he ain't gettin' up He coughed up snot in the driveway And i think his lung's f**ed up Pony, pony, pony Mister, would you please help my pony? He's over there lookin' at me He can't talk because he's a pony I think it's his lung Mister, would you please help my pony? He's down and he ain't gettin' up He coughed up snot in the driveway And i think his lung's f**ed up That was pretty good... That was one of the better versions of "pony" i've heard all week