Ween - Who Dat? lyrics

Who dat? Tellin' me those lies Brother, both my eyes ain't closed yet Got a nice disguise But I know you're really all wet I'm a tool to this Nothing you can do will make me fall Got a date to keep You missed the seat and pissed on the wall What dat? Crawlin' through the phone Beggin' me to perform my very best Call the publisher Ask him to advance my next check I'm a tool to this Certainly I'm not used to this I'm getting fat and I'm getting old My little girl is turning four months old Who you? Spooky eyes that turn Look down at the ground when I try to talk Maybe I should try Maybe I should take another walk I'm a tool to this Maybe you'd like to see me fall down Might trip and lose my step But I can swim and you won't see me drown