We The People - Free Information lyrics

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We The People - Free Information lyrics

I went down and bought some cigarettes Out of a vending machine Along with the cigarettes came a pack of matches With an [?] magazine It said "Unfold", so I did as it told And I read it with an open mind I decided to send for the booklet they gave What the heck, I was wasting my time [Chorus] It said "Free information with no obligation" So I bought a stamp and licked the seal Free information with no obligation Then I mailed it and bought me a meal Well, a couple days later, I got my mail And I found that my booklet arrived I was curious to see what it said to me So I opened it and got a surprise They had a bill inside with a four-letter word I think the word said "Sale" I got so mad 'cause I'd been had Before I pay them, I'll go to jail [Chorus] Remember "Free information with no obligation"? That's false advertising right there Free information with no obligation Just don't seem too fair Don't you send for nothing like that 'Cause you can't get nothing free I thought I could but I was too good Don't let it do you like me Free information with no obligation Free information with no obligation (Don't do it! It ain't true!) Free information with no obligation (You can't get nothing free today! Not even a little of it!) Free information with no obligation (You gotta pay sometimes! Yeah)