We Break Hearts! Not Hymens - Cute Is What We Maim For lyrics

MEET A PRETTY GIRL, ASK HER OUT ON A DATE! TAKE HER BACK TO MINE AND AMPUTATE! THE ONLY THING I WANT TO DO BEFORE WE CAN SHAG, IS TO TURN THE STUPID b*tch INTO A LIMBLESS fu*kBAG! She just doesn't understand that you don't need arms (i just wanna hold hands) How can I tell her gently that the level of my tastes ain't entry Ask any of my Exs and I'm sure that they'll agree.. I'M sh*tHOT AT MATHS DIVIDING YOU UP INTO FRACTIONS! PERFORMING BISECTIONS, AND PERFECT SUBTRACTIONS! DISMEMBERING FEMALES; IT'S A FATAL ATTRACTION! COS CUTTING GIRLS UP, IS JUST HOW I GET SOME ACTION! JUST LIKE THAT BAND, CUTE IS WHAT I MAIM FOR SO NAIL DOWN A s*ut AND I'LL GET MY CHAINSAW THERE WONT BE MUCH LEFT WHEN WE LET THIS who*e GO CARVING HER UP TIL WERE LEFT WITH A TORSO! LEGS ARE JUST IMPURITIES WHICH I WILL REMOVE! ARMS ARE IMPERFECTIONS WHICH I CAN IMPROVE! SLICE HER IN AN ALLEY WITH A SURGICAL SAW, AND WHEN I'M FINISHED WORKING, I'LL GO AND HUNT FOR MORE! DICE HER WITH A SCALPEL IN THE BACK OF MY VAN, OR CHOP HER WITH MY HATCHET; I'M A VERSATILE MAN! She just doesn't understand that you don't need arms (i just wanna hold hands) How can I tell her gently that the level of my tastes ain't entry Ask any of my Exs and I'm sure that they'll agree.. Who needs a foot when you can have a knee?