WCW - Dungeon of Doom promo lyrics

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WCW - Dungeon of Doom promo lyrics

[Bobby Heenan]: [the lights suddenly go down as Eric Bischoff is talking about Sting and Lex Luger facing Harlem Heat (Booker T. and Stevie Ray).] Did someone blow a fuse? What's going on? [The Master]: SULLIVAN! [Bobby Heenan]: Uh oh. [The Master]: [Speaking loudly but slowly] MYYYYYYYYYYY SONNNNNNNNNN!! THE INSURANCE PACKAGE HAS BEEN DELIVERED! FROM NORTH OF KATHMANDU, FROM THE HIMALAYAS AND FROM THE NORTH FACE OF MOUNT EVEREST, THE SHERPA GUIDES HAVE DUG OUT A THIRTEEN TON OF ICE! SULLIVAN, IN CHICAGO [the camera shows the giant block of ice] WHEN YOU COLLECT THE WHISKERS OF THE RARE WHITE BENGAL TIGER. HE WANDERS NOW. HE HAS THUS SURRENDERED HIS COLORS. HE WANDERS IN DARKNESS. YOU SEE MY SON, THE EYES OF THE DEMON WILL COME CALLING ON HULK HOGAN AT HALLOWEEN HAVOC! [Eric Bischoff]: “Oh man, forget about Nightmare on Elm Street we've got nightmare live right here in Huntsville. Mean Gene Okerlund is standing by, take it Geno. ["Mean” Gene Okerlund]: “I thank you Eric Bischoff. Ladies and gentlemen, I have the Giant the man who will be taking on Hulk Hogan, man vs. man, machine vs. machine, this Sunday in Detroit.[Turns to Sullivan] Taskmaster Kevin Sullivan [points to the Master] what is the meaning of this man being here and what is this iceberg all about? ["The Taskmaster” Kevin Sullivan]:[Points to the ice] THIS is the insurance policy. My father went with the Sherpa guides to get the Yeti, to bring it back. We thought he surrendered the colors of yellow and red, but now he wears black because he walks in the land of madness. [Giant is rubbing his hands together and smiling] You see, I was right, evil does dwell in Hulk Hogan's heart, and I myself don't believe there is one bit of goodness left. You see, this is the only insurance that this big man needs. [Mean Gene Okerlund]: All right I thank you Kevin Sullivan. I don't know what's in there, Giant, but I'm nervous. [The Giant]: [Grabs Gene's wrist] [Evil laugh] Hogan, the rare white Bengal tiger, the biggest cat in the jungle. [Sullivan's eyes are rolling back into his head]. You're running out of lives, Hogan. When I get you in the ring, Halloween Havoc, I will take that last life from you, and the WCW Heavyweight Championship Belt. You will find that the one true immortal is not you, but me, the Giant, the immortal Giant! [Evil Laugh]. [Mean Gene Okerlund]: [Turns back to Sullivan] This guy's finely tuned for Halloween Havoc.[Giant continues to laugh evilly] I don't know what you've done to him Taskmaster Kevin Sullivan, but he is ready. [“The Taskmaster” Kevin Sullivan]: He's ready, but what I saw sent shivers down my spine. When we plucked the whiskers of the rare white Bengal tiger [Giant imitates plucking whiskers] it snapped something inside of him and, like my father said, this has to be stopped. In Detroit, Hogan, the insurance policy is near [Giant does a throat-slashing gesture] The WCW World Heavyweight Belt will be the Giant's. [The Giant]: Mine!