Waynes World - Waynes World Guitar Scene lyrics

[Wayne and Ca**andra visit a local music store] Wayne Campbell: There it is-- Excalibur. ["kneels" in respect] Ca**andra: Wow. Wayne: '64 Fender Stratocaster in cla**ic white with triple single coil pickups and a whammy bar. Pre-CBS Fender corporate buy-out. Music Store Attendant: [to customers in another section of the store] I'd raise the bridge, file down the nut, and take the buzz out of the low "E." Wayne: God, I love this woman. [reacts at Garth who just walked into some chimes] Hi, Garth. Where's the clerk? I know. I'll use the "May I help you" riff. [picks up another guitar and does a heavy metal riff] Attendant: May I help you? Wayne: [puts down guitar] Yes, my good man. I'd like to have a look at this Fender Stratocaster, please. Attendant: Oh really? Wayne: Yes. Attendant: Again? Wayne: Yes. Attendant: [opens plastic case and gives Stratocaster to Wayne] Careful. [Wayne starts strumming some chords but the attendant knows the song. He stops Wayne and points him and Ca**andra to a "NO STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN" sign] Wayne: [to camera] No Stairway. Denied! Attendant: 'scuse me, Wayne Can I put the Fender back now, please? Wayne: Not today, my good man. I'm feeling saucy. I think I'm gonna buy it. Do you accept...cash? Cha-ching.