Wayne Watson - Teenager In The House lyrics

Boxes full of baby clothes Stacked up near the roof Boxes full of little baby shoes Envelopes of baby hair A homeless baby tooth And every single shade of baby blue He's through with pulling wagons now Through with riding trikes That first day without training wheels was hard Oh, that is ancient history Let me tell ya what he likes, uh-huh Racing up and down the driveway in my car, oh, no! This is what can happen When your girl becomes your spouse The stork begins delivery at your door Oh, one day, home sweet home Will be quiet as a mouse This is why we pray a whole lot more Teenager in the house Teenager in the house (Oh, my head!) Oh, teenager in the house Well, recently a revelation started coming clear That's right, son, you call those "girls" Hey, can the phone be surgically implanted in the ear He's reaching out and touching half the world This is what can happen When your girl becomes your spouse The stork begins delivery at your door (I've heard of that before) Oh, one day, home sweet home Will be quiet as a mouse This is why we pray a whole lot more Teenager in the house There's a teenager in the house Philosophy and wisdom From the experts all agree Parenthood can be a little rough Well, I can't speak for you But listen I can speak for me This pill will go down easier if ya just Lighten up! This is what can happen When your girl becomes your spouse The stork begins delivery at your door (I've heard of that before) Tell me, one day, home sweet home Will be quiet as a mouse This is why we pray a whole lot more (Yeah, yeah, yeah) Teenager in the house Teenager in the house Hey! Teenager in the house Teenager in the house Teenager in the house One day, I'm gonna have a little talk With that boy! Teenager in the house Teenager in the house