I wish I was a catfish, swimmin' in the sea Lots of pretty women just a fishin' after me Then I'd move, then I'd move Lord I'd move to Kansas City hon' Baby where they don't want you The gals 'll call my daddy, I'm the hepest cat around The women they all want me 'cause my (cookin' 'll put me down?) She done moved, she done moved Well she done moved to Kansas City hon' A baby where they don't want you, oh lord (Kansas City, blues) (Interlude) I walked all over Memphis, lookin' down field Lookin' for the gal that they call Lucille She done moved, she done moved Well she done moved to Kansas City hon' A baby where they don't want you I done walked all over Rockney, blue as I can be Lookin' for the gal that made a s**er out of me She done moved, she done moved Well she done moved to Kansas City hon' Baby where they don't want you (2nd Interlude) (T-man, the eighth wonder of the world, child prodigy, genius, and ladies, he's single)(Wakefield) I wish I was a catfish, swimmin' in the sea Lots of pretty women just a fishin' after me Then I'd move, then I'd move Lord I'd move to Kansas City hon' Baby where they don't want you