[Chorus] Be careful who you pick You don't wanna get too close too quick Whether you're a dude or you're a chick, yeah yeah yeah Love will make you do dumb sh** You'll become a hypocrite It'll make you go against logic Whatever you should do you do the opposite, yeah yeah yeah Love will make you do dumb sh** [Verse 1: Awkwafina] To be honest I'm on sh** Hiding in this closet Love I am losing, a b**h really lost it How did I get here? Soon I'll be a convict I'm on IG and I'm stalking his mom's pics I'm in a tree with police grade binoculars Program his virtual dick on my oculus Started last April Everything was gravy Gotta turkey baste down (?) have his babies But come Thanksgiving, his fam thinks I'm crazy They weren't sure about me like I was Steve Avery Might be a murderer, might be a saint But when it come to love I go hard in the paint [Chorus] Be careful who you pick You don't wanna get too close too quick Whether you're a dude or you're a chick, yeah yeah yeah Love will make you do dumb sh** You'll become a hypocrite It'll make you go against logic Whatever you should do you do the opposite, yeah yeah yeah Love will make you do dumb sh** [Verse 2: Wax] I spent all my rent money on some flowers and some j**elry Maxed out my credit cards on movies and sushi I thought that I was being great Something she'd appreciate And after that much needed date she was like "I need some space" I was numb and it shocked Tried to text her to get her back but my number was blocked Now I'm pacing in my kitchen Her face is what I'm missing Why oh why am I infatuated with this b**h I'm frickin' clickin' through her Facebook, stalking like an idiot She already got a new boyfriend she kicks it with Click every picture That they ever tooken Jealous 'cause he's richer than me and better looking Now all of her posts be some cute love quotes He got a boat I be like "f** boats" I hope the boat sinks and I hope you both drown Love will turn a smart man into a clown [Chorus] Be careful who you pick You don't wanna get too close too quick Whether you're a dude or you're a chick, yeah yeah yeah Love will make you do dumb sh** You'll become a hypocrite It'll make you go against logic Whatever you should do you do the opposite, yeah yeah yeah Love will make you do dumb sh** [Spoken outro: Wax] The moral of the story is, b**hes ain't sh**. Dudes ain't sh** either. It don't matter how old you are, it don't matter how experienced you are - you fall in love you probably gon' act jealous and crazy. So my advice - 3 months tops man, you can't let a relationship go longer than like 3 months man. As if. 4 months is too much. 5 months is way too much. Cut that sh** off [Audio Snippet] You make me feel so young