Wax - Space Camp lyrics

Greetings Earthlings I first started rapping at space camp on Cape Canaveral I was the only rapper who wore klingon face makeup in battle My lyrics are intriguing like a lecture about microchips I don't hold the mic, I attach it to my gla**es using alligator clips I punch in and punch out like Mike Tyson and Little Mac I'd have better breath control but my allergies are really wack I think I just sh** myself Good thing I'm wearing a diaper Where's my graph paper I need it for the hip-hop cypher If my calculations are correct I reek of cat sh** And there's semen all over my xena warrior princess magnet I come correct like a student saying a squared plus b squared when referring to the Pythagorean theorem equals c squared I think I smell a meteorite Somebody romulate! I don't sell crack, I manufacture hydrogen phosphate Software Hardware Zip disk Ethernet Database Graphing calculator Little Debbie snacks RAM ROM Gigabyte Megahertz Error code 404 Referring page not found Dial-up Satellite Cable modem Double click Shift key F7 Cake products