Wax - Need lyrics

[Verse 1] I got a long list of needs gotta satisfy 'em all And the first on the list is a bag of Tylenol Cause I'm stressed out thinking I don't have the time at all To get my shopping done, let me start here, on the top at one First, I need to check my e-mail Oh sh**, yahoo front page news, another celebrity female That had a wedding recently, the marriage epicly failed I need to click the link because I need to get the details Soon as I click it I'm hit with a little ad That reminds me of a need that I already had It's an absolute must have need it really bad Before I read the story I be rushing out of my pad Now I'm in my car speeding cause I'm itching to find A Mickey D's drive through so I can sit in the line Gotta get in it in time, can't waste a minute of time The McRib's only there for a limited time And then I'm hit with a sign, that makes a switch in my mind Reminding me of a need of a different kind A brightly colored advertisement on a bus bench Makes me head to Target to pick up tents Cause tomorrow they're coming out with Call of Duty 84 And it's a necessity I camp out at the store You never know they might never f**ing make any more I'm gonna rush to the front when they open the door And trample over any people that fall down on the floor This ain't a game, this is war If you produce it I'll consume it if you shove it down my freaking throat Everybody else got it, I don't wanna miss the boat [Hook x2] It's a lot of sh** I really really need And I need to get all of it at a really fast speed I'm aware I'm a puppet of another man's greed I don't care, I'm in love with all this sh** I really need [Verse 2] My duffle bag is packed With my phone, and my pod, my shuffle, pad, and mac Got all of my i's dotted, if they made it I got it And I'mma open my wallet for the next iProduct Gotta try to give them all that I can bruh Cause every phone that I own needs to have multiple cameras And my last one only had one How can I be seen from boths sides of the screen, I mean If I don't desperately plead and request for my upgrade I'll definitely bleed to d**h or die of AIDS I need better resolution, more gigs! Angry birds is old, I need war pigs! I need to tell the landlord as far as what is concerned I gave Apple every cent that I earned So I'mma be late, now I need a Tecate To deflate this stress caused by not letting my needs wait [Hook] "God damn man I just need to relax, watch some late night TV Aw infomercials... Aw f** I need all this sh** too!" [Verse 3] I got a lot of insecurities, use 'em to attack me I'm going bald, getting fat, plus I got acne I'm looking like a combination of all the before pics Please pretty please let me make you more rich Cause I need to get over whatever it is that I'm sick from List some symptoms, I bet I could pick one Yeah I got the fifth one, out of 45 Stomach aches, surely I need that particular drug to take The terrorists got me scared as sh** Time to buy a terror kit, with a mask for air in it God bless my soul, I need to invest in gold The economy as we know it is about to f**ing fold And we're all gonna die if I don't f**ing buy All the oil's running dry, asteroids from the sky Who am I, where am I, what am I, I just need to f**ing find The nearest Wal-Mart that's got a gun to buy