Watkin Tudor Jones - Straight Outta Randburg lyrics

uh f** crazy monkey and all you other siff second-hand parasitic losers toking my ideas, ahem curse you all to a life of bad luck I hope you all go to hell when you die ahem MC Totally Rad, know what i'm sayin? f** it. straight outta randburg-uh crazy motherf**er named van den berg-uh used to eat the hamburger now i'm a very thin vegetarian, plus i got some hairy skin, check out my chest my girlfriend got a blood stain on the back of her dress so i go to the 7-11 grab a packet of lets some times i have so much fun that i can't even think uh oh, i slip a tampon in you're drink i'm kinda like, sorta probably perhaps hit you with the umm, hit with the facts like a secretery keep my transmission legendary you better believe, i'm liver than a cemetery (fades)