Waste Of Aces - If I Were A Cowboy lyrics

If I were a cowboy I'd stand up on the plateau Whisperin' a haiku To my love that would be you If I were a cowboy Drink 'lotta whiskey And when my girl get's frisky I'd love her like a cowboy [Chorus] Wanna be a cowboy Run the open spaces Upon my little horsey I'd yodel with the doggies Roll my very own stogies Wanna be a cowboy Live upon the range And sleep next to the fire I'd be gun-for-hire Of this life I'd never tire If I were a cowboy Would want to be head-honcho Gun beneath my poncho If I were a cowboy If I were a cowboy I'd ride into El Paso With my spurs and la**o If I were a cowboy [Chorus] Wanna be a cowboy Run the open spaces Upon my little horsey I'd yodel with the doggies Roll my very own stogies Wanna be a cowboy Live upon the range And sleep next to the fire I'd be gun-for-hire Of this life I'd never tire [Solo] If I were a cowboy I'd stand up on the plateau Whisperin' a Haiku To my love that would be you If I were a cowboy Drink 'lotta whiskey And when my girl get's frisky I'd love her like a cowboy