Washboard Sam - Soap & Water Blues lyrics

Now, I've got a gal Shaped like a frog Her voice remind me Of an old bulldog Her hair looks just like A chinchill-ie coat An man if you get close Up to that woman She smells like a goat She got b.o. She keeps b.o all the time And she thinks soap and water Woo, Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime Her ears, is so long Her nose, is so fat Her head, is so big She can't even wear a hat Her dogs is swolled An she got one eye Man, she looks like a wreck That happened last July Man, ain't she ugly? She got b.o. all the time Man, that woman thinks soap an water Man, is a doggone crime She must-a have been Her mother's only child She should-a been a gorilla 'Cause she sho' is wild She got ways like a monkey Sly as a fox She should-a been on some chain gang Man, breakin' up rocks Man, ain't she ugly? An she keeps b.o. all the time Man, that woman thinks soap an water Hoo, Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime Her legs look like needles An she ain't got no chin She's a beautiful woman For the shape she's in Her feets look like wings Way out on a limb That's just why her mother Put her off on him! Man, ain't she ugly? An she keeps b.o. all the time Man, she thinks soap an water Woo! Lord, Lord, is a doggone crime. ~