(What up, dog?) (What up, dog?) (What up, dog?) Monkey in the middle of a metal detector Hat of the cousin of the tax collector Automatic sensors in the president's skull Do you have yesterday's time? (What up, dog?)...[12x] You see, I just got this new pit bull terrier The thing's better than a credit card Went to the gas station the other day Got a couple gallons of gas Some oil, spark plugs, six-pack The man says "That'll be fifteen forty-one" [$15.41] I, I say "Well, goddamn, I forgot my wallet But I did bring my credit card." (What up, dog?) Read more at