Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks When the sun goes down they hit the streets in the bars to try and meet Some other stranger to ease the pain Of living alone till it drives them insane The woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Yeah, the woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Like little Michael on his motorcycle with leather pants & a leather brain He ain't never been the same since Vietnam Keeps his heart locked-up in a vest and his eyes inside his shoes Doesnt ever want to lose them in a fight You never know what might go down tonight Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Open the door & theres Suzanne, she eats her breakfast from the pan She never even burns her tongue And someday shed like to get hung up on a millionaire She dont even care if he ain't got no hair She says Long as he signs the checks I figure what the heck, Ill get him a toupee What more can you say? Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks (Ha ha ha ha) Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Detroit Johnny dont wear no tie, cause he says it hurts his neck Hes got a chick from Ecuador tonight She wants to talk about the moon, she says it used to be her friend But the doctors put an end to all of that (A part of me is lost for good, do you really understand?) I do says Johnny as he grabs her hand Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Woodwork squeaks and out come the freaks Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks... Out come the freaks...