Was (Not Was) - Semi-Interesting Week lyrics

On monday I was trying to get my freak on With a couple twins from Washington DC One of them wore an american flag The other sang “Land of the Free” Me? Well I'm not that patriotic But the sisters didn't really seem to mind When the sun rose the following morning They did a red white and blue bump and grind So far so good Things were looking so bleak But it's been a semi interesting week On wednesday I was riding on the subway Just minding my own business like I do When this sin headed psycho With the brains of a bat Called me a good for nothing dirty j** I a**ured him I'd showered just that morning After k**ing and dismembering his mom I whipped him with my pistol Threw him on the track And sent him back to Vietnam So far so good now I'm on some kind of streak Yes it's been a semi interesting week On friday I was lunching with amigos At this taco stand on Normandy and Vine When a big silver saucer With a green flashing light Landed on the Hollywood sign I thought it might be the second coming Or maybe just some special effects When in walked father Hubbard And his boy Tom Cruise Reeking of some science fiction s** So far so good Things were looking so bleak But it's been a semi interesting week So far so good Now I'm on some kind of streak Yes it's been a semi interesting week