The more we drink, the worse we sound We'll never enjoy this battle for the smashest male The more we drink, the worse we sound We'll never enjoy this battle for the smashest male We're not that kind of lads We're not the kind who spread their prides About how sick they were, about how f**ed up we made her The more we drink, the worse we sound We'll never enjoy this battle for the smashest male The more we drink, the worse we sound We'll never enjoy this battle for the smashest male This isn't competition, far less than a solution. We'll never claim how good we are, because every time we'll end up losers.