[HUGO] Paris, the city of lovers is glowing this evening True, that's because it's on fire, but still, there's "l'amour" Somewhere out there in the night Her heart is also alight And I know the guy she just might be burning for! A guy like you She's never known, kid A guy like you A girl does not meet every day You've got a look That's all your own, kid Could there be two...? [VICTOR & LAVERNE] Like you? [ALL] No way! [HUGO] Those other guys That she could dangle All look the same From every boring point of view! You're a surprise From every angle Mon Dieu above She's gotta love a guy like you [VICTOR] A guy like you Gets extra credit Because it's true You've got a certain something more! [HUGO] You're aces, kid [LAVERNE] You see that face You don't forget it [VICTOR & LAVERNE] Want something new? [HUGO] That's you [ALL] For sure! [LAVERNE] We all have gaped At some Adonis [VICTOR] But then we crave a meal More nourishing to chew [HUGO] And since you've shaped Like a croissant is [ALL] No question of She's gotta love A guy like you! [LAVERNE] Call me a hopeless romatic But Quasi, I feel it [VICTOR] She wants you so, any moment She'll walk through that door [ALL] For— [HUGO] A guy so swell With all you bring her A fool could tell It's why she fell For you-know-who! [VICTOR & LAVERNE] A guy like you I tell you Quasi There never was Another, was he? From king to serf To the bourgeoisie We notice every string there! [HUGO] You ring the bell [ALL] You're the bell ringer! When she wants ooh-la-la Then she wants you-la-la She will discover, guy You're one heck of a guy Who wouldn't love a guy Like you? [HUGO] You got a lot [VICTOR] The rest have not [HUGO] So she's gotta love A guy like... [ALL] ... you!