Waldfield - Oh! Clarissa lyrics

[Intro] This song is about someone who is very... "darling" to me [Verse 1] When I'm alone in my room, sometimes I stare at the wall The one on which my television's installed Clarissa, I wish you could be with me Be like Ringu; crawl out of the TV When I close my eyes, you're in my dreams You wear something different in every scene Yes, you're the woman of my fantasies I want you to show me what "Na Na" means [Hook] Clarissa (Clarissa, Clarissa, Clarissa) Clarissa (Clarissa, Clarissa, Clarissa) [Verse 2] I'm 32 and you're just 16 Though in real life you're the same age as me You think you're adopted; I think so too Everyone in your family is ugly but you But you, you look like a princess If I was a Darling, I would wanna have incest That episode where you bought lingerie And tried to return it, saying it was a mistake If you were with me, you wouldn't need to feel embarra**ed You could model it for me while lying on my mattress Clarissa, you make my heart throb I'm watching the one where you had four jobs And even though those are too much for you There are more than four jobs I want you to do [Hook] Clarissa (Clarissa, Clarissa, Clarissa) Clarissa (Clarissa, Clarissa, Clarissa) [Verse 3] You're at the computer with your joystick While I'm imagining the controller's my dick You look so cute in your ballerina outfit But what can I do to get you out of it? Even though you're on Nickelodeon You're a frequent cause of my dick's explosion Clarissa, I know you explain it all But can you explain this ache in my balls? ("When you're in love, strange things happen to all sorts of body parts") ...Thanks At dawn you hear the ladder hit your window You say ("Hi Sam!") but it's me comin' in, doe At first you're kinda scared, I caught you unprepared You were still changing and in your underwear But I comfort you, like "Girl, it's okay" I hold you close until your fears melt away I lead you past your checkered wall Unhook your bra and let it fall Then I bend you over the cage for your lizard ...And get up in your gizzard But before i make my deposit I lay you on the floor of your walk-in closet I'm all, "Damn, how big is this thing? No, I mean your closet, but thanks all the same" While I'm at it, you look at the cam Narrate the scene, and draw a diagram Of my cum's trajectory As it splatters off your face and hits the clothes next to me That night, I give you a golden pa** To get eaten out whenever you ask Yeah, just let me know when And how many fingers, one through ten [Hook] Clarissa (Clarissa, Clarissa, Clarissa) ("I'm figuring... ten, twelve tops") Clarissa (Clarissa, Clarissa, Clarissa) ("My sweatshirt's still wet from when you squirted me this morning")